Because of this, and because I can. So there :P



Alright, I think I proved my point. Now to leave this random silliness and go do my Math homework. I hate to return to reality, but... If I don't we might start a flame war. And I like the people on here, so with that, I bid this bit of fun, goodbye.

Stealing without shame, I created a Master List just like necro_omen13 did - though I'm sure people have been doing this for quite a while. Anyway, if you like my stories and want to read more, here are all the readily available fanfics from the Red vs Blue fandom. Starting from the most recent, to the oldest. Please note that fanart and multi-chapter stories exceeding three will not be featured here. That being said, keep on the look-out for their respectable Master-lists.

Title: Not Now
Characters: Washington
Rating: PG
Summary: It would be so easy to off himself, really, Wash thought. What was stopping him?
A/N: You know, I think it’s funny that most of my stories have something that was inspired by my experiences or state of mind. Heh-heh-heh-ah… I need a therapist.       

Title: Spiderman Style
Rating: PG
Pairing: York/Wash (I feel so alone sometimes. I like Maine/Wash, I really do.I just - can't - write it, okay?!)
Summary: Agent Washington gets his spirits raised by a rather... unexpected tactic from Agent New York.

Title: Unnecessary Risks
Rating: PG
Pairing: Light York/Wash
Summary: They only knew each other by the states they came from. One rule of living in Zombieland: Don't get attached to anything, or anybody.
A/N: Yeah, so, Wash/Maine is great and all, really! But if I HAD to choose, this one wins. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. No exceptions. (Though I still read the other freelancer stuff.)


Title: We're No Lobotomy Experts, but I'm an Artist With a Shotgun
Pairing: Church/Tucker
Rating: PG-13 for Zombie killing. Story wise more of a PG
Summary: In a post-apocolyptic world, there's more zombies than humans. Way more. Tucker and Church seem to be doing fine on the battle front, but it's during the last hours of the day when the cracks start showing through.
Author's Notes: Tomorrow is the U.S. premiere of Zombieland! I've been a fan of [exterminating] the undead since BEFORE I even knew about Rooster Teeth! I love how all of my internet obsessions seem to love those unholy walking corpses. Or at least, how much they enjoy beating them with a shovel. To show my appreciation, I've decided to make a little one-shot for you guys. Written on the spot, but hey, ZOMBIES!
  

Title: Secrets (The Freelancer Edition!)
Starring: Several Freelancers
Rating: PG
Summary: With the permission and inspiration of the lovely Whoa_There1187's hilarious story here, I decided to write a similar story - but with the freelancers. Because I can. Here we go!

Title: Time For Some New changes and Old Constants
Pairing: I can't believe it's not Yorkington - wait, no wait it is. Nevermind.
Rating: PG
Summary: York is feeling a bit out of it today. Washington helps by doing nothing.
A/N: No point. I just love these two and wanted some nice, happy! stories for them, since we all know that this paring is more tragic than Romeo and uh... Romeo, I guess... It might prattle on, but it was spur of the moment, I have NEVER done spur of the moment fanfiction, never just sit down and think, hey, I should write something for... and go. I think the outcome is more than decent, but you can be the other judges of that.

Title: Vocbulary: Part One and Two
Pairing: Church/Tucker, Washington and red Team in general
Summary: Ten wods and ten accompying stories. Great way to study for English (I hope.)

Title: Franklin Donut and the Horrifyingly Bad Books
Rating: PG-13 (Language and Violence)
Summary: What can make Red and Blue Team cower in fear and take on a homicidal personality? Basically the same stuff as us.
Warning: Oh boy, some of you guys might not be too fond of me afterwards… Sorry.
A/N: A continuation of this lovely gem of a one-shot, by Agentak. Thank-you for letting me call dibs ^^

Title: Freelancer's Can be Funny, Too (Sequel to this)
Rating: PG-13 for language and suggestive themes
Warnings: Long blocks of confusing texts, may seem OOC at random moments. A lot of dialogue.
Summary: After a Frustrating day of training, six freelancer's decide to unwind by discussing their ex-home: Earth. Topics include: An intimidating lady at an ice cream shop, a gynecologist, casual sex, Harlem, and Wash and York's 'urges' yeah. I won't say what they both like to do. Just prepared to be disappointed.
A/N: Agent not seen in canon, just because the stuff she says would be really OOC if given to another existing character. Think of it as "comedic relief"

Title: Freelancer's Can be Funny, Too
Rating: PG-13 for language and suggestive themes
Warnings: Long blocks of confusing texts, may seem OOC at random moments. A lot of dialogue.
Summary: After a Frustrating day of training, six freelancer's decide to unwind by discussing their ex-home: Earth. Topics include: An intimidating lady at an ice cream shop, a gynecologist, casual sex, Harlem, and Wash and York's 'urges' yeah. I won't say what they both like to do. Just prepared to be disappointed.
A/N: Agent not seen in canon, just becuase the stuff she says would be really OOC if given to another existing character. Think of it as "comedic relief"

Title: Movie Night Part II
Rating: PG-13 For bad words only, I'm afraid.
Summary: Picking up right where we left off, Donut, Grif and Simmons discuss Legally Blonde, plays, Johnny Depp, and whether Simmons is Gay or European
A/N: Dedicated to Whoa_There1187, for letting me do this. And I hope your ovaries will stop hating you soon.

Title: Interpretations
Rating: PG - PG-13, depending on which endings you read
Pairing: Multiple, including church/Tucker Tucker/Caboose and Tucker/O'Malley
Summary: Church accidentally overhears Tucker and Caboose's conversation... and, God, they are making it really hard for Church to think clean thoughts.

Title: Uh... Music Meme, I guess...
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: Short stories to random songs with pairings attached. Not much to summarize, seeing as these have not much plot.
A/N: Number 6 and 7 are related, this sort of happened, I think it was only intended a quarter through writing the 7th one. Also, I think number ten is my favorite. Tell me which ones you liked most, if you want!

Oh, but before we get on to the fic, take a look at my Introduction for I call shotgun's lap - where I meander about quite frequently. I believe my preferences have changed quite a bit, don't you?

Title: Secrets (The Freelancer Edition!)
Starring: Several Freelancers
Rating: PG
Summary: With the permission and inspiration of the lovely Whoa_There1187's hilarious story here, I decided to write a similar story - but with the freelancers. Because I can. Here we go!
 

( York wrote the one about purple squirrels having sexual intercourse with your mother. )

 

So, September 21st is the last day of summer...

How about some Yorkington? :D

Title: Time For Some New changes and Old Constants
Pairing: Please see above.
Rating: PG
Summary: York is feeling a bit out of it today. Washington helps by doing nothing.
A/N: No point. I just love these two and wanted some nice, happy! stories for them, since we all know that this paring is more tragic than Romeo and uh... Romeo, I guess... It might prattle on, but it was spur of the moment, I have NEVER done spur of the moment fanfiction, never just sit down and think, hey, I should write something for... and go. I think the outcome is more than decent, but you can be the other judges of that.

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So, feedback, out of the eight: Favorites and why? I liked most of them, but I probably liked the last one, here, and number... five, I beleive. Well, I hope some of you enjoy it. I'm going to take a shower (The stalkers like to know these things.)

 

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